Seeing as how I haven’t been terribly active on Twitter for the past few weeks in all (only again in the past few days), I haven’t gotten to read a lot of tweets and therefore not a lot of favorites. The past few days have been good, though, so I thought I would just throw it all into one big pot for right now…
@digiom
Vienna University of Technology has got… wtf? https://www.ads.tuwien.ac.at via @iossif #logofail
@fatmike182
Is that a root in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Sex.xxx, porn.xxx und xxx.xxx rooten schon
@skoops
für risiken und nebenwirkungen fressen sie die packungsbeilage und schlagen sie ihren arzt oder apotheker (For risks and side effects, eat the information sheet and beat your doctor or pharmacist - this is a play on the standard phrase in German)
@billdawes
CENSUS FACT: Americans eat 110 lbs of red meat a year! Wow, that’s the equivalent of eating 2 Olsen twins or 1 of Kirstie Alley’s cankles.
@kellythul
Is a dual screen tablet a clamlet?
@ispeakswag
“I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV”.
@NickKristof
Hm. Will Trump demand to see the long-form death certificate?
@jesus
Sorry, you’re at the wrong gate, Osama.
@billmaher
Somali pirates, Gaddafi’s son, now bin Laden - do NOT fuck with Obama, he’s Gangsta!!
@billdawes
Donald Trump attacks Obama. Suddenly, Osama is killed the same night “Celebrity Apprentice” is on the air. Coincidence? I think not.
