@Modern_Redneck
Atari 2600 finally hooked up to 55” TV. Those little tanks are awesome at this size.
@peshkira
@AmericanAnDerTU lol… seriously.. I wish I had your problems ;)
@filos
when the best actors are chosen by other actors, it’s called Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it’s called an election
@filos
After the 5th pitch email in one month,I replied: “Congratulations, you just won the “I really want to sell you something” badge on Twimbow”
@vliconaleash
Wurscht wird eh ein 5er. (whatever, it’s an F anyway)
@dkitzmueller
RT @hokl: “Pandas are the most ridiculous animals: They are almost extinct, but they don’t want to breed.” - Mikkel deMib Svendsen
@billdawes
Charlie Sheen’s Chicago show is starting! Hitler kept the trains running on schedule & Sheen is keeping the trainwrecks running on schedule.
@littleliongirl
alkoholfreies bier ist für mich immernoch eines der grössten mysterien dieser welt. (Alcohol-free beer is one of the biggest mysteries of the world.)
@billdawes
Heard a fat girl complaining a guy was “undressing her with his eyes.” My theory is that he was just giving her more layers.
@billdawes
Paris Hilton recently said, “There’s nothin like me, I’m the original.” Hm, I’m betting there were lots of talentless, dumb sluts before her
