@Paxocha
Wouldn’t it be great if twitter had a roped off VIP section where celebrities could keep their boring tweets to themselves?
@designertalks
You followed someone because you enjoyed their tweets but then unfollowed them when they didn’t follow you back because, you know, your ego.
@akpeach21
My coworker trying to tell me she got a gucci purse for $150 bitch please you can probably get w gucci zipper for $150
@robinwauters
Spammer spams huge press list. Many idiots reply - to all. (PIC)http://post.ly/1mtC8
@Quotes4Writers
“Don’t annoy the writer. They may put you in a book and kill you.” Anonymous
@akpeach21
#winning twitpic.com/4cai3v
@skoops
Dear people of the world, I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar.
@soonup
OH: “Your cell phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. We launched a bird into pigs.”
@TomEnzi
Wann kapiert ihr endlich, dass Politik nur ein industrielles System schützt und niemals eure Interessen. (Wenn will you all understand that politics only protects an industrial system and never your own interests.)
@minusfortynine
Why did I just retweet that?
@littleliongirl
liebe #univie, FUCK YOU.
@PrinceznaAndrea
googled “ronde suisse” (brioche), found “i pee in pools”. wtf?
@st4rbucks
WARNUNG: Wenn Ihr ein eMail mit dem Betreff “Nacktbild von Angela Merkel” bekommt, nicht öffnen! Es enthält ein Nacktbild von Angela Merkel. (WARNING: If you get an email with the subject “Naked picture of Angela Merkel”, don’t open it! It has a naked picture of Angela Merkel!)
@thesulk
Gotta lotta stuff to do today, so I better go do everything but that stuff.
@BillMc7
Having sex is NOT like riding a bicycle. Unlike women, bicycles don’t refuse to stay in the garage when you’re done riding them.
